The Vibe: For the individual who understands that a balanced life requires a healthy dose of antagonism. If you find yourself explaining the difference between Aperol and Campari to strangers, this is your uniform.
Key Specs: 100% Airlume cotton that won’t quit before you do. Features a retail fit, side-seamed construction for actual human shapes, and a tear-away label—because unnecessary friction is for your drink, not your neck.
Wearing this doesn't make you a better person, but it does suggest you have better taste than the person next to you ordering a vodka-soda.
Pro-Tip: A Negroni is equal parts gin, vermouth, and bitters. If you "eyeball" the proportions, you aren't a maverick; you're just lazy. Precise ratios are the only thing separating us from the animals.
